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SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights Camera Pants! All Cutscenes | Full Game Movie (PS2, Gamecube, XBOX)

SpongeBob SquarePants: Lights Camera Pants! All Cutscenes | Full Game Movie (PS2, Gamecube, XBOX)


Guil Hammerstein speaking I light him up
ah sure and so nicer okay okay okay yes sir the
plants are all in place I’m down at the mermalair set now and I am confident we
have found it yes sir I’m aware of how important the
anniversary special of mermaidman and barnacleboy is and I’m completely
convinced yes sir you’re sure sure we’ll put all the contestants through their
paces see how they do in the three scenes and
the one that performs the best will get the part
yes sir and the most popular contender overall will get the coveted
supervillain role good one pal I I am so so so sorry sir there’s so sorry I
called you that I I just got a bit carried away with your moment it won’t
happen again yes sir okay okay okay just leave it to
me I’ll take care of everything mr. Pennington get me the first contest host
on the line no bubble bath I couldn’t have picked a greater culinary
connoisseur to judge the best waiter no you could not my superior gastronomic
and growing skills will sort the Majestic from the knee all right so how
is that high fat high carb thing working out for you anyway
fine thank you very much anyhoo just make sure you sort the good from the bad
of course I will that’s why you chose me right I’ll be
waiting bubble bath how did the waiter trials go as I suspected they were all
terrible it was a complete and utter waste of my valuable time
just tell me who the winner is it pains me to say this but the only mildly
competent one was SquarePants fine that wasn’t so hard now was it
get mr. Squarepants down to the Krusty Krab set ah the Krusty Krab home of the
world-famous krabby patty and today it is hey buddy I’m narrating the scene pal
done oh sorry my mistake please carry on thank you the Krusty Krab
here we find Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy sent to find the sneaky hermit but
the hermit is not here only tasty and nutritious meals at affordable prices
mmm Monsieur that was right cool why thank you I have had some training and
hey is this thing still on z barnacles oh come on
Mermaid Man that shady character of the beach obviously sent us on a wild goose
chase don’t be silly son there are no wild geese here we’re
at the bottom of the ocean waiter oh geez
aah huh a little more pepper please I sure do love it papa up liver mark more
little more Thanks that’s the bit more huh how about you
just keep that pepper Thanks I sure love that pepper oh we’re wasting
time we should be out finding the sneaky Hamlet did you say stay here of it
yes again the hermit used to be in my cap dancing class
well that sicko incidence uh-huh do you have any idea where this hermit is now
huh well have you seen anything suspicious what suspicious be like
seeing man ray dragged a wriggling sack into the chumbucket perhaps I call that
suspicious house no one goes into the Chum Bucket where did you see this now
out the window mercy no muscles Mermaid Man we’ve got work to do – Chum fuck it
thank you for coming to the Krusty Krab please come again
oh yes thanks yeah now where was I oh yeah
to the Chum Bucket away Harry how’s the lifeguard business treating you you know
surf sand and Sun the usual super so what try out Kea have planned for our
contestants well Gil I have three Beach activities that should test whether they
have the right stuff great let’s see if they sink or swim haha good one you ok
I’ll be waiting let the games begin Larry how did the beach tryouts go they
were awesome the little guys tried their hearts out
and who would the winner the square absorbant one spongebob spongebob
ok I guess that could work see if wardrobe has your pair of trunks for mr.
Squarepants on the lookout for a crab bone the sneaky hermit who is still
enlarged and may have I’m listen you’re in the news boss oh
I’m so proud of you oh sure boss I’ll stick to my lookout job let’s see
what I can see fishy fishy fishy yeah my favorite superheroes might have these
the wrong way around greetings sea creature wow what can I
get you gentlemen calc Sunday sea cucumber split information on any of the
major super villains super what no no I’d like two scoops of high-fiber ice
cream your Brussels sprouts sprinkles Oh thought you might have been
looking for a supervillain someone hermit-like bit sneaky there’s a sale on
under pan I mean a sneaky hermit that’s the one was here not long back he said
something about being hungry something about the Krusty Krab jumpin jellyfish
Mermaid Man the CEO Meg must be at the Krusty Krab
we should go Aleta well I don’t need new 1ds but I’m happy to go well I got rid of them for you I will
make sure you get a pretty badge for your service
great thanks no really yellow hi boss
Oh yep I won’t let anyone else through no one’s getting past these super sharp
eyes again yeah barnacles what can I do for you mr. man Ray and
mr. Dirty Bubble sirs oh I knew these disguises wouldn’t work what a waste of
two bikes we’re looking for the sneaky Hermits secret hideout the secret one
that’s just over the hill there well that was easy
sure follow the signs you can’t miss it making puffs simply delightful to have
you hosting this round of our doings mr. Hammerstein it’s an honor that you
chose my boating stool as a set for your new show and what have you got in mind
for our contestants I will be testing their driving skills to get the police
officer role they’ll have to ace these driving tests great message puff great
just make sure you find the most qualified one amongst them oh yes only
the one with the most perseverance and skill will be qualified for this role ok
mrs. puff let’s get this part cast start your engines mrs. puff that was
fantastic so who’s our big star who is the best on the course
Oh mr. Hammerstein I am so sorry I have never seen such bad driving this is
truly a dark day for mrs. Puff’s driving school calm now mrs. Bob the audience
loved it I say give them what they want now who’s the winner who won the police
offered her a role spongebob squarepants my worst student was the best of the
bunch SquarePants a who would’ve thought a guy without a license could have won
that wrong get mr. Squarepants down to the motor pool so he can be assigned a
vehicle for the role ow whoo
sorry barnacleboy I must be in the passenger seat remind me again why was
the invisible boatmobile invisible that rock hasn’t moved for a while and that
seaweed is swaying a little too quickly that coral looks awfully losers be on
the lookout for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in their invisible boatmobile
they are believed to be old and dangerous officers wonder stands over
officer have you seen Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Wow
my heroes that sounded like the invisible boatmobile was that them
Steven any project any apprehend I met one I am I didn’t know signal on barnacleboy I love this song
that’s not us it’s a police siren particles we saw the disappearing
building mystery and we can’t do that if were arrested I’m sorry I was thinking
about cabbage you were saying Florida boy I know a shortcut Oh meow
yeah request update on the taste-off of their want to succeed having trouble Oh mommy
they’ll never catch us now they wouldn’t keep up with the folio I’m bringing them
in sir well yeah good to see real talent you
still upstate in your old pals twiddlin I live his dream whenever I can
it’s the glory of genuine talent if your is so do you think you can find a star
there at sand skating it’ll be hard what are you looking for I want someone with
rhythm and melody who can sing and dance you know a real performer I want to
start William Collette well I have a three-part audition that should sort the
somebodies from the nobodies excellent well what are you waiting for
bring down the clowns and make this good squilliam I’ll be waiting
well you baby so who’s a star listen who’s my maestro the winner was
yes spongebob squarepants really I never would have picked him for being talented
well well nice work squilliam I’ll see you down at
the Country Club tomorrow said mr. Squarepants down to wardrobe he is on
his way to being a sky the sand stadium cultural hub of our undersea art
community home of quality music from bikini bottoms finest performers and
also these guys it’s good to know if there’s any trouble
the audience is safe tonight for amongst them our bikini bottoms finest crime
fighters and also these guys our little boy Barnacle Boy Oh what is it now I’m
trying to watch who’s winning what are you oh look I
told you it’s a musical performance not a football game now you’re only saying
that because your team’s losing Oh no I uh geez
whose corn slide big moment as a maestro stay cool spongebob they’re all watching
you oh yeah laughs here’s the whale pants
one two three four hmm that quarterback is showing real promise this season
did you find the hotdogs chewy this evening barnacleboy that wasn’t a hotdog
it was the arm of the chair you old hoot I thought it was a bit stale and hard to
lift shoo I probably shouldn’t have eaten all that cheesecake Oh what have you done this time
mermaidman oh look it’s mermaidman he’s gone mad and destroyed the sand stadium
someone call the police mermaidman must have gone ah geez come
on mermaidman we better get to the bottomless disappears before we’re
arrested I hope the merchandise stand hasn’t sold
out of those big foam hands I love those things
Karen so lovely to talk to you again how have you and your delightful husband
plankton better Sheldon don’t get me started on him after all these years
wasting his time trying to corner the fast food market now he thinks he can
rule the world just by winning a role in a TV show which is right well hope that
works out for him now aren’t your business what are you
intending to do with our hopefuls well I have three challenges for them here in
the chumbucket whoever survives them will be the one
for the role okay are you ready for our wannabes yeah sure
send in the organic life-forms all right I’ll be checking out the action here so
how do our actors do in the auditions for the captive role they were king they
were eager they were in not very good surely one was better than the rest well
out of the contenders SpongeBob SquarePants would make the best captive
spun brothels okay then thanks Karen order a cab for mr. Squarepants he’s
needed down on the luck make it a yellow cab he should like that huh this is
terrible where is the bun oh I’m not wearing the right shoes
I need my headband oh I didn’t spread out first that kid is
so annoying yes my hollow spherical accomplice but it’ll prove an adequate
distraction for our bumbling superheroes the sneaky hermit will be pleased let’s
invite our new Chum to my lair we can conduct our evil plans over herbal tea
yo by the power of Darjeeling what a capital idea wait what’s that it sounds like the
invisible buffoon mobile our heroes have arrived a burger and fries coming unhand
that damn you vile fiends mermaidman I knew you’d save me
you’re too late Moron man the mayor’s child is trapped inside a
vortex of stinkiness ha ha the treadmill creates static
keeping the vile stench from the chumbucket in the bay but stop running
and yeah it’s nothing but slimy skin and skunk jokes for a really long time whoo
that’s diabolical Dirty Bubble and really tiger you try to save the mayor’s
kid if you will it should keep you occupied for quite some time mermaid
named oh sorry he got caught up in the moment so long old timers
DAG nabbit this is only gonna stall us from finding the sneaky humming but we
really got a free the mayor’s kid we have a kid you’re gonna be just fine oh
sweet merciful Neptune what is that it’s the vortex of stickiness mermaidman
we’ve got to shut off this machine and free the captive you shut it off nope
how about not nope Wow nope huh any time soon would be
great fine nope still nope so my the double-cross are we were here
setting up truck to help the sneaky Hobbit the Hermit was busy stealing our
layers wow that really is sneaky sounds like this Herman is sneakier than all of
us um what would you fellows say to combining forces in going after this
villain together that’s pretty much why we’re here
well that was easy I know 100 and jellyfish we those who could track
anything I bet we’ll be able to pick up the sneaky Hermits trail with a little
help well there’s nothing much left to say
except if it’s no trouble would you mind
helping me before you go yeah yeah I mean if there’s time oh sorry let me get
that well if it isn’t Kevin Chi cucumber how
are those jellyfish treating you fine oh just fine oh well I trust you thought
of some interesting tests for the contestants oh yes I have devised some
events that they will find truly yeah oh yeah shocking you burb shocking makes
for great ratings let’s get started I’ll be waiting
okay oh forget it Kevin that was fantastic
well I don’t like to brag but oh so who is the most electrifying contestant
Sponge Bob Squarepants oh great nice work Kevin get mr. Squarepants down
to wardrobe so where is this hunter pumpernickel boy Oh name-calling during
the truce remember maybe the hunter is hunting the jellyfish cave or maybe
we’re wasting our calling what if this hunter knows nothing
what doesn’t even exist I sense with my keen hunter senses that you seek the
sneaky hermit Crocs name please use your indoor voice if you’re very quiet I’ll
help you cross that name good job follow me hermit crabs carry a lot on their
backs so they’re always in danger of tipping over I see I see when I wear my
glasses which I’ve lost again what painting on my foot man right hand
goodness sake you don’t have a what you infernal bow our army is stealing bigger things I bet
there’s a really big building in the Hermit sites the Hermit wears tight the
permit test bites Oh Herbert was right but jelly pudding was lightly toasted at
pajamas I think the Hermit wears soft wool
Underpants white up that’s not helpful well it
could be yes never know comfort is important young lord
oh pardon me well I am full of air oh I’ll track the hermit myself well that’s
the stuff yeah you can come with us in our invisible boatmobile Don how are
things ripped and ready baby right well what
have you got lined up for our competitors these puny little weaklings
won’t know what’s about to hit them I have 10 years hard labor for them
mashed into ten minutes great make you’re only the best one is
left standing oh oh yeah they’re in for jail time they will not soon forget okay
okay I’ll be waiting great Don just great you really put them through a
tough tryout hey Gil most of the weaklings fell by the wayside but we
have our prison champion our top dog our number one our numero uno okay I get the
idea who’s the winner our prison warden is going to be SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob kind of puny for a prison warden Bonnie could still demand respect
thanks Don send a car for mr. Squarepants he’s needed down on the set
now let’s go over it again are you sure you didn’t hit the building obliteration
button when you were fooling around with your utility belt I’m sure of it
particle boy I was full of cheesecake I reach down to loosen my belt and I press
this button by accident geez I sure wish you’d stop fiddling with
that thing you make me nervous nothing to be afraid of Barnacle Boy
it’s just my chin Cham looky such a handsome chin and here’s
the picture I took at the sand stadium right before it vanished well Matt
proves it wasn’t you that caused the mess this time at least I know a story
about yes and it’s not about Gary’s litter box
back it’s about an inmate years ago called messy Matheson though some call
him Stanley nice guy nice guy ah yeah thanks uh somehow I don’t think this is
the work of someone called scandal no it doesn’t sound like Stanley style at home
Stanley messy messes likes to make a mess the Sun stadium varnish to cleanly
flan ray our second-most arch-nemesis that’s right superheroes it’s me so what are you in for
I got caught jaywalking could you believe it you think that is bad I got
caught for having bad breath in a public place
whoo dirty baba hula our number one arts nemesis gentleman spoilsport
let’s talk about the disappearance of the Sam Stadium I think this stadium was
a giant monster in disguise monster in disguise
yeah or maybe it was the sneaky hermit a sneaky hermit of course this crime shows
all the signs that have been present throughout the hermit’s criminal career
what signs what is the sneaky hermit do I think
would be fair to say that the sneaky hermit field building fine observation
my villainous companion now if everyone will excuse us his sudden freedom has
renewed my eagerness for villainy come derivable hoo let’s start with
jaywalking they couldn’t possibly catch us twice
we should probably catch those too you know all in good time barnacleboy all in
good time cursed I think we’ve got our urban to
catch we’ll start with the beach cause Hermits love the beach too the invisible
boatmobile away nobody move
I think this building is unstable aah cannonball Jenkins who better to judge
potential stunt doubles how are you cannonball no I do not want to go to the
mall dad never city folk I told you no one would come from city folk why when I
was a boy um yeah yeah right right and what have you got planned for our
fearless competitors doors what doors I don’t see no doors huh city folk are
their fancy doors well when I was a boy are you ready for the stunt tryouts
Brussels sprouts now you’re just plain talking crazy I
haven’t had eat Brussels sprout since I was a boy whatever just roll the camera
sheesh and then back in 42 I got shot out of a cannon over enemy lines Betty
Marc stuck a tree I did oh those were the days cannonball that was great so
who’s the winner dinner I don’t need dinner egg never it’s moon
and you’re crazy city folk I told you no good would come from city folk yeesh
oh is the winner winner well why didn’t you just ask the young and SpongeBob
SquarePants finally well thank you cannonball get
mr. Squarepants down to the stunt double set well that’s it all the roles have
been cast now does it tally up the popularity points and decide who wins
the super villain role Gail Hammerstein speaking right now I’d let my time up
ah sure is lovely too yes sir we finished casting all the roles for the
special Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy episode the concessions work yes sir
I’m just figuring out who wins sir ah yes sir yes sir the winner is spongebob
spongebob as you win the Superbird no matter yes sir we filled all the
rolls we can finally see the episode okay sure
I will put it through to you now hope you like it the new adventures of
mermaidman & barnacleboy mermaidman fossil fearless regular aided by his
trusted ward barnacleboy most important meal of the day no put me down you old
coot protecting our homes including their number-one arch-nemesis the
journey bubble hold on nemesis man rain oh come on what does it
take to get to number one in this town mermaidman and barnacleboy well they’re
better than nothing by the power of Neptune the sand stadium cultural hub of our
undersea art community forum of quality music from bikini bottoms finest
performers and also these guys it’s good to know if there’s any trouble
the audience is safe tonight for amongst them our bikini bottoms finest crime
fighters and also these guys our little boy Barnacle Boy Oh what is it now I’m
trying to watch who’s winning what are you oh look I
told you it’s a musical performance not a football game yeah you’re only saying
that because your team’s losing oh no I ah jeez
whose cord my big moment isn’t maestro stay cool spongebob they’re all watching
you yeah that here’s the whale pants 1 2 3 4 that quarterback is showing real promise
this season did you find the hotdogs chewy this evening barnacleboy
that wasn’t a hotdog it was the arm of the cherry old hoot I thought it was a
bit stale and hard to lift shoo I probably shouldn’t have eaten all that
cheesecake dance Oh what have you done this time mermaidman
oh look it’s mermaidman he’s gone mad and destroyed the sand stadium someone
call the police mermaidman must have gone ah geez
come on mermaidman we better get to the bottom let’s disappears before we’re
arrested I hope the merchandise stand as and sold
out of those big foam hands I love those things
Oh whoo sorry barnacleboy I must be in the
passenger seat remind me again why we invisible both will feel invisible that
rock hasn’t moved for a while and that seaweed is swaying a little too quickly
that coral looks awfully close be on the lookout for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
in their invisible boatmobile they are believed to be old and dangerous
officers understand all their officer have you seen Mermaid Man and Barnacle
Boy Wow my heroes that sounded like the invisible boatmobile was that damn demon
I mean Roger I need a free hand I met one I am I didn’t know we had sing-along barnacleboy I love this song
that’s not a quick it’s a really siren particles we saw the disappearing
building mystery and we can’t do that if were arrested I’m sorry I was thinking
about cabbage you were saying Florida boy I know Oh meow
request update on the day’s off at their what Trey succeed having trouble oh man ever met just now they wouldn’t keep up
with the photo field I’m bringing them in sir hahaha they have arrested mermaidman for
my crimes which doesn’t sound fair really but ah I am a supervillain and
that is what we do so I guess I shall go do more villainous type stuff no slash
it is believed that the masterminds behind the disappearance of sand stadium
are none other than Bikini Bottom heroes Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
when questioned the older hero had this to say is that a microphone is it time
for pudding do these pants feel damp to you the X heroes are now doing time in
bikini bottom jail we will keep you updated with further updates now let’s
go over it again are you sure you didn’t hit the building
obliteration button when you were fooling around with your utility belt
I sure have it particle boy I was full of cheesecake I reach down to loosen my
belt and I press this button by accident oh
geez I sure wish you’d stop fiddling with
that thing you make me nervous nothing to be afraid of Barnacle Boy
it’s just my chin cam rookie such a handsome chin and here’s the picture I
took at the sand stadium right before it vanished well that proves it wasn’t you
that caused the mess this time at least I know a story about mass and it’s not
about Gary’s litter box back it’s about an inmate years ago called messy mess
erson though some called him Stanley nice guy nice guy ah yeah thanks uh
somehow I don’t think this is the work of someone called
you know it doesn’t sound like Stanley style at all Stanley messy mess who
likes to make a mess the Sun stadium furnish to cleanly fan ray o our second
most arts nemesis that’s right super zeroes it’s me so what are you in for I got caught
jaywalking could you believe it you think that’s bad I got caught for having
bad breath in a public place whoo dirty baba hula our number-one arch-nemesis gentlemen spoilsport
let’s talk about the disappearance of the Sam Stadium I think this stadium was
a giant monster in disguise monster in disguise yeah or maybe it was the sneaky
hermit a sneaky hermit of course this crime shows all the signs that have been
present throughout the hermit’s criminal career what sign
what is the sneaky hermit do I think would be fair to say that the sneaky
hermit steals building fine observation my villainous companion now if everyone
will excuse us this sudden freedom has renewed my
eagerness for villainy come derivable hoo let’s start with jaywalking they
couldn’t possibly catch us twice we should probably catch those two you
know all in good time barnacleboy all in good time
first I think we’ve got our urban to catch we’ll start with the beach cause
Hermits love the beach too the invisible boatmobile away nobody move
I think this building is unstable newsflash
mermaidman and barnacleboy have been cleared of suspicion in the
disappearance of the sand stadium authorities are now on the lookout for a
crab called the sneaky hermit who is still at large and may have accomplices on the lookout for a crab won’t a sneaky
hermit who is still at large and may have accomplice in you you’re in the
news boss oh I’m so proud of you Flo sure boss
I’ll stick to my lookout job let’s see what I can see fishy fishy fishy yeah oh
my favorite superheroes might have these the wrong way around
greetings sea creature Wow what can I get you gentlemen Delk Sunday
sea cucumber split information on any of the major super villains super what no
no I’d like two scoops of high-fiber ice cream Brussels sprout sprinkles Oh thought you might have been looking for
a supervillain someone hermit-like bit sneaky there’s a sale on under pad I
mean a sneaky hermit that’s the one was here not long back he said something
about being hungry something about the Krusty Krab jumpin jellyfish Mermaid Man
the sneaky hermit must be at the Krusty Krab
we should go immediately well I don’t need new 1ds but I’m happy to go well I
got rid of them for you I will make sure you get a pretty badge for your service
great thanks no really yellow eyeballs Oh yep I won’t let anyone else through
no one’s getting past these super sharp eyes again yeah barnacles what can I do
for you mr. man Ray and mr. Dirty Bubble sirs oh I knew these disguises wouldn’t
work what a waste of two bikes and we’re looking for the sneaky Hermits secret
hideouts the secret one that’s just over the hill there well that was easy sure
follow the signs you can’t miss it all this stuff is mine cuz I am evil see I
am the sneaky hermit Wow and soon my little friend soon you know
what you get that chair fixed Wow soon all of Bikini Bottom will be on my bad
ah why did you leave me you took our home and now I’m evil and I just wanna Oh visitors the river sneaky harlot we
needed lost you just broke out of the joint and the bread cookies kelp chip my
favorite come in what can I do for you fellas we’ve noticed you’ve been doing
some delightfully evil work of late and we’re thinking of a team-up a team-up of
evil mm-hmm we’ll help each other out hatch evil plans make prank phone calls
it’ll be fun what do you say ooh friends sounds fun
and could do my own selfish and evil yeah you got it distract mermaidman with
this captive then we can play Flavel ah I think this
is going to work out just fine come Dirty Bubble let’s begin our
alliance of sneakiness let’s go to the Chum Bucket I have an idea
see you soon sneaky hermit yes farewell huh mmit I think this is the beginning
of a diabolical friendship yeah I mean yes diabolical I am off to visit a
couple of unguarded supervillain lairs little buddy guard the evil lair and we
move it a brush your teeth ah the Krusty Krab home of the world-famous krabby
patty and today it is hey buddy I’m narrating the scene pal done oh
sorry my mistake please carry on thank you oh the Krusty
Krab here we find Mermaid Man and Barnacle
Boy sent to find the sneaky hermit but the hermit is not here only tasty and
nutritious meals at affordable prices mmm sure that was right good why thank
you I have had some training and hey is this thing still on Z barnacles oh come
on Mermaid Man that shady character of the
beach obviously sent us on a wild goose chase
don’t be silly son there are no wild geese here we’re at the bottom of the
ocean waiter oh geez
ah yeah a little more pepper please sure do
love it papa up little mark more little more
thanks that’s the bit smaller huh how about you just keep that pepper hey I
sure love that pepper thank you oh we’re wasting time we should be out finding
the sneaky Hamlet did you say stay here on it yes I did
the hermit used to be in my cap dancing class well that sicko incidence uh-huh
do you have any idea where this hermit is now huh well have you seen anything
suspicious what suspicious be like seeing Andre
drag a wriggling sack into the chumbucket perhaps I call that
suspicious house no one goes into the Chum Bucket
where did you see this now out the window
merci no muscles Mermaid Man we’ve got work to do – Chum Bucket
thank you for coming to the Krusty Krab please come again oh yes thanks yeah
now where was I oh yeah to the Chum Bucket away ha this is terrible where is
the pond oh I’m not wearing the red shoes I need
my headband oh I didn’t spread out first that kid is so annoying yes my hollow
spherical accomplice but it’ll prove an adequate distraction for our bumbling
superheroes the sneaky hermit will be pleased let’s invite our new Chum to my
lair we can conduct our evil plans over
herbal tea yo why the power of Darjeeling what a capital idea wait
what’s that it sounds like the invisible buffoon mobile
our heroes have arrived I’m a burger and fries coming unhand that captive you
wild beans mermaidman I knew you’d save me you’re too late Moron man the mayor’s
child is trapped inside a vortex of stinkiness ha ha the treadmill creates
keeping the vile stench from the chumbucket the bay
not morning and yeah it’s nothing but slimy skin and skunk jokes for a really
long time whoo that’s diabolical Dirty Bubble and really tighter if you try to
save the man’s kid if you will it should keep you occupied for quite some time mermaid named Bo sorry if he got caught
up in the moment so long old timers DAG nabbit this is only gonna stall us from
finding the sneaky humming but we really got to free the mayor’s kid we have a
kid you’re gonna be just fine oh sweet merciful Neptune what is that
yeah it’s the vortex of stickiness mermaidman we’ve got to shut off this
machine and free the captive did you shut it off nope
how about nine nope Wow nope huh any time soon would be great fine nope still
nope so my the double-cross while we were
here setting up traps to help the sneaky Arnott the hermit was busy stealing our
layers wow that really is sneaky sounds like this Herman is sneakier than all of
us um what would you fellows say to combining forces and going after this
delenn together that’s pretty much why we’re here
well that was easy I know one hunter in Jellyfish Fields who could track
anything I bet we’ll be able to pick up the sneaky Hermits trail with a little
help well there’s nothing much left to say
except if it’s no trouble would you mind
helping me before you go yeah I mean if there’s time oh sorry let me get that so where is this hunter pumpernickel boy
hole name-calling during the truce remember maybe the hunter is hunting the
jellyfish cave or maybe we’re wasting our time
what if this hunter knows nothing what doesn’t even exist
I sense with my keen hunter senses that you seek the sneaky hermit Hawk name
please use your indoor voice if you’re very quiet I’ll help you cross that name
good job follow me hermit crabs carry a lot on
their backs so they’re always in danger of tipping over I see I see when I wear
my glasses which I’ve lost again it’s painting on my foot man right oh
goodness sake you don’t have a foot you infernal bow permit is stealing bigger
things I bet there’s a really big building in the Hermit sites the Hermit
wears tights the permit test bites old hermit was right the jelly pudding was
lightly toasted and pajamas I think the Hermit wears soft whoa
Underpants white up that’s not helpful well it could be yes you never know
comfort is important jump pardon me
well I am full of air you know oh I’ll track the hermit myself
well that’s decent of ya you can come with us in our invisible boatmobile no
splash Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy have enlisted the help of the finest hunter
in Jellyfish Fields it is believed that the sneaky hermit is somewhere in
downtown bikini bottom not far from this very Stu do um we’ll be right back downtown bikini bottom
a fitting setting for our final battle a dramatic location for the powers of good
and evil to clash climactically and a really good place for pizza and hunt you
sure left in a hurry I didn’t even get a chance to say bye-bye well you were
annoying Dirty Bubble I was annoying all that disgusting belching knock it off it
doesn’t matter we know all we need to know about the sneaky hermit indeed will
soon put an end to the stinky hermit I’m in for a surprise oh hey Barnacle Boy where did you park
the invisible boatmobile well I didn’t park it Mermaid Man you did it’s just
over oh my gosh oh the invisible boatmobile
it’s been stolen and I’m the one who’s got it see you
they don’t come every sneakier boys you’ve been busy hermit you’ve stolen
almost the whole town and put it all on your back to its reasonably impressive
you stole our invisible boatmobile sneaky hermit you stole our evil lair
evil bears but why hermit why did you do it I wanted the best home ever a home
you’ve got all of bikini bottom on your back what’s your plan to put the whole
town on your back then the next town is that eventually the whole world
maybe all on your back where will you stand Wow I’m an evil genius who wants
to take over the world but even I’m not that crazy enough talk can we fight
already rah prepare to make a fool of yourself
leakier ‘but i am already there mermaidman I hope you brought a stunt
double hermit because this is gonna hurt see creatures of the deep night by all things dirty I MUC make you dirty a sneaky hummus about to steal the see
needle Oh nuts that’s the last building in bikini bottom
Oh barnacles Oh I cannot lift it why why why
I know I know it’s locked looky you could just take that lock off and then
take the building you can even use those window washer platforms to get up there
hey thanks oh why do you good guys have to be so helpful we should probably try
to stop that from happening excellent idea barnacleboy all those in
favor aye all against lay quiet you all right there’s not much left to say but
to the window washing platforms on the side of the C needle building to rescue
Bikini Bottom from the clutches of the evil sneaky hermit away yeah you’ll
never get away with this you sneaky thing can we hurry this up I’m getting a
bit dizzy here okeydoke have a bite of my heart livers
haha your nippers are no match for my dirty Brussels dude hmm
oh geez whoa that’s worse than mermaidman socks hey you should try my
sneaky brightener oh okay now this is getting weird the powers of good will
prevail behold Raising Cane’s one watch it you’re gonna
make me sit alone we will steal my lunch money man that’s it
spelling the hunters that if the opponent loses balance then everything
on its back could fall long and the crumpet is susceptible to sneezing you
know what that means we’re having prune and broccoli pudding
for dessert tonight no you old coot pepper we use some
pepper and make the Hermit sneeze good idea barnacleboy if only we had some you
got some in your pocket from before oh this isn’t helping at all hey here’s
some pepper okay Hermit I’ve got a handful of pepper
here and I gotta warn ya it’s especially tasty the jig is up it’s
a big more than ten oh by the power of Neptune
if you a handful of delicious nipper nada hey hey ha you know being up you
doesn’t feel safe anymore you got that right old man let’s scoop hi hey hi I
think those bumbling ninnies might be onto something
let’s get out of here not so fast man right I’m still feeling well we sure did teach that little
critter something about not stealing buildings and storing them on your back
and plotting to take over the world we sure did and teaming up with our
enemies worked spinning spinning spinning feeling good now dirty bubble
no I think I’m almost back to feeling evil again
Oh so would you like to come and throw rocks with us no we’re still good I’m
afraid oh so um Oh to heck with it come gonna
bubble I tired of all this goodness let’s go steal chocolate chips out of
the prison wardens cookies now you’re talking
time for some evil Mermaid Man yes son are you gonna fix that any time soon all
in good time Barnacle Boy so what do you say we go see the rest of that
performance at the sand stadium we’re going back to the football game I love
football oh jeez it’s not what ya Oh whatever yeah let’s go see the rest of
the football game yay he’ll
ice cream ice cream god of ice cream as much as you want old jump this has been
outdone by the voices of goodness and thanks for decision end to the madness
tune in next time for another mostly interesting episode of the new
adventures of mermaidman & barnacleboy I’m is your willy are very good at that
thanks again my French companion there’s a funny story about how I got into
cartoons you see when I was just a kid I had this deep boy you you you


Reader Comments

  1. bb standing to be barnacle boy sounds like st standing to be squidward tentacles! hahahahahahahaha!

  2. I'm guessing this is why spongebob has so many jobs.
    So SpongeBob was just a waiter when he decided to hate on mm and bb. He started by going out of his cover job and trying to spy on the heroes. Then he was fired because he bailed from his cover job, so he joined the police. Then the force realized he has no license, so he was re-fired. He forgot about his hating and decided to work for Squilliam as a conductor. Then, the dirty bubble and Ray man captured SpongeBob in the chaos of the disappearance of the stadium.

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