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SEC Shorts – Arkansas’s mom won’t let him play football this year

SEC Shorts – Arkansas’s mom won’t let him play football this year


Mom! Mom hurry up it’s football sign ups and we’re gonna be late. Uh no sir! You are not playing football this year. But mom! Everyone’s playing this year! Even Ole Miss! I am not sitting in gameday traffic to watch Missouri score 38 on you again! But mom they had Drew Lock! Absolutely not! And that is final! I hate you! But mom! We already tore up the artificial turf and you know how natural grass brings out my fast twitch muscles! I’m running away! I’m moving to a conference that actually appreciates me! That’s nice. And you’ll be so sorry when you try to call the hogs and they don’t come because we’ll be in the Pac 12! Goodbye! Pac 12? Have fun not making the playoff. Stupid SEC playoff odds. Stupid East coast bias. Ok ok! What if.. we go back to the vintage Darren McFadden era jerseys and I promise not play any Power 5 teams out of conference. I just don’t know. Do you remember how sad you were about losing to North Texas last year? *uncontrollable sobbing* Do you want a jello cup? Ye… Yes thank you Why don’t you just focus on those other sports? Track and field? Golf? Baseball! Remember how much fun you had in Omaha? Yeah…but it’s just not the same. You just had your first 10 loss season in school history I just don’t think football is the right sport for you anymore. I mean… Ok. If quitting when you’re down is the lesson you want me to take from all this. But remember the John L. Smith season? I wanted to quit after that and you said no. Things will get better. And then we hired Belima and things didn’t get super better. But we’re a revenue generating sport so… I kinda gotta play. Fine. I think they’re hugging. Does that mean he’s playing? I think he’s in. Automatic conference win, boys. Bump it.


Reader Comments

  1. Also idea for video. Fall Camps Suck.. And Some other Team in the SEC has a Curse on Bama with Injuries. I am thinking LSU? Could it be Georgia? Maybe Auburn. Who knows but you don't have this many Injuries without a curse.

  2. As an Arkansas fan this is so accurate. I do think the team will show improvement this year but yeah we are a track and baseball school now.

  3. In Arkansas we don't watch football for joy anymore, we just use it as an excuse to sit and eat junk food for absolutely no reason, because we already know the outcome of every game.

  4. While hilarious I have 2 questions:
    #1 Why does the SEC consider Arkansas AND Missouri geographically southern?
    #2 what's the story behind your ink? Looks cool !

  5. As an Arkansas fan this made me want to cry. But you gotta have the bad years to make the good years that much better. WPS! Love the channel but this video hurt. Lol

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  7. I am a season ticket holder with the hogs… can't do nothing but laugh. Until we prove something we are gonna have this sort of stuff. Do I think we will be better? Yeah. Will it change the win loss column much… I dont think so. 5 or 6 wins is what i am expecting. We dont see progress then we got an issue.

  8. 0:54 Arkansas in the Pacific 12? They couldn't even beat North Texas! How they gonna fair ANY better there?
    2:30 "Automatic conference win, boys. Bump it." Probably trueπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!

  9. It would have been funny if Bama was there with auburn teasing him

    Bama and Auburn: Yo Arkansas your mom is hot

    Arkansas: Shut up guys.

  10. When we finally win a national championship someday maybe here soon I’m gonna look back at this video to make it feel even sweeter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  11. I went to a ark game with a friend and bama smoked them. On the drive back we listened to the ark call in show, and the fans just accepted mediocrity. Even when bama was bad, no one accepted it.

  12. SEC shorts is the bomb. "I'm not sitting in game day traffic to watch Missouri score 30 on you again!" Arkansas does have a tremendous track team. "Automatic win boys." Go Gamecocks.

  13. Don't forget that Arkansas paid UNT (North Texas) $1 million to play that 2018 game in Fayetteville. It was in the papers here in Denton (where North Texas is located) for weeks. Imagine paying that amount for a Conference USA team to come to your house and give you a 44-17 beat down??

  14. This is really funny!!! "Ole Miss is playing" I miss good Arkansas Football. Back when… before I started watching football.. so I've never seen live good Arkansas football

  15. even though i'm a big 12 fan. SEC shorts still cracks me up. That's probably the reason why I subscribed and turned on the bell.

  16. I wish the Vols could be playing them this year…y'all remember, Tennessee? We used to be really good back in the 20th century. Don't fire championship winning coaches for unqualified replacements!

  17. The June/July instant savings book from Sam's Club had Oklahoma products in it instead of the usual Arkansas junk. I guess home office finally gave up on them.

  18. As a PAC-12 fan the truth of the β€œHave fun not making the playoffs” really hurtπŸ₯΄. Looking at the teams in the PAC-12 I’m pretty sure that will be true again this year.

  19. Hog fan or not, that right there was lmfao funny!! The ending was was icing on the cake. I almost feel sorry for them being in the West.

  20. Now once Alabama plays their first game and Funny Maine makes his first video of the season, my August will be complete.

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