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“MLB: A Bad Lip Reading” — A Bad Lip Reading of Major League Baseball

“MLB: A Bad Lip Reading” — A Bad Lip Reading of Major League Baseball


***You can turn these subtitles off and on using the CC button below Mama needs a new hip bone! it’s a flying shoe would you say that I’m wonderful? I don’t really know you but like I do think that I would happily
take you in my car oh you’re so sweet hurry I’m holding back a fart you know what my eyes see? just pure pain he’s eating moss? Did you make that fudge? there’s not any fudge, ok? Can y’all give me a little piece of that fudge? no we cannot yeah, I’ll be in my friend’s car teach me how to avoid heartbreak, okay? ’cause women been crazy did you find the man who touched me? You found a potato? oh you know I gotta look out for this, uhhh real spooky bus drivers face ’cause I don’t know where he is no I don’t sit in the high chair because my legs is too long You think that’s nasty? I licked a finger wart! There’s two kinds of warts you’re not a doctor! Scaramouche! is it weird that I dream
about you? I think I better go okay I choose your mouth I need some peanut butter By the way, this guy has a pincher for a hand and he’ll use it like if he doesn’t want you to back away and how’d you learn this? well, I got pinched and then I
just sort of looked over hi AIR HURL! so first I hit the doorbell? yes I know you say don’t call it a doorbell and I really wish you will forgive me papa I got carded I mean what do you mean you got carded?! I don’t have my ID No! Why would anyone need to card you anyway? I know! It’s nice nice nice nice nice! when I was 40 years old I smashed a window Mike, really? yep Like a car or a house window? no this was a fire station’s window that’s unbelieveable-ble! listen boys, we bout to take a group
picture ah there you are now these are now, these are my fellas make sure we look nice see you hurt my feelings maste hey, here comes your wife with a proper athlete don’t need to look, ’cause
we’re divorced man no, you ought to look at her, she’s just right there! Sure bud, you know I’m not gonna look I said no cats! No cats! NO CATS! I hate cats! now I can’t be here! poor Vinny doesn’t have any shins and then he fell on the carpet and his arm busted into a thousand chunks! The hamburger float! Come on! When I’m all frustrated I don’t know how to go away oh really? So I might just pick this way You could go that way oh well i might! I might! Hey, are you mad? we are genteel yeah my fridge runs
perfect, I have it in the back So I should chase it right now? Melissa! Yo, I’m heading to Beaver Joes Hey, you’re holding that guitar wrong! ALL HAIL DONKEY! heeeee yahhhhh Y’all, I think that there’s gluten in my glove A porcupine? Huh? get back, or you’ll make me fall! BAHHHHHHHH hey you got to go out on the runway to
find yourself, ’cause that’ll do it like a male model? seriously? Stop looking now, just… don’t look! you found a penny an old one so how’d this happen? yeah I don’t know Y’ALL GONNA DIE!!! something’s waiting in the brushes for
us if something’s waiting in the brushes of
love every day I worry all day


Reader Comments

  1. Why the hell is mike moustakas have a mexican pop voice over?

    Needs less brewers shit and more Cubs players. Not just maddon

  2. original videos (ones that i could find)
    0:28 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvqzXiuAg1E&t=1m49s
    0:38 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SLDraTvs8&t=6m38s
    0:50 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe32V4g8Wug&t=0m38s
    0:59 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAJnF96KdxQ&t=4m10s
    1:14 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MWm-WBSqN8&t=6m08s
    1:36 – https://www.mlb.com/video/moustakas-ejected-after-review-c2166519083 (skip to 0:12)
    1:53 – https://www.mlb.com/video/moustakas-ejected-after-review-c2166519083 (skip to 0:08)
    2:02 – https://www.mlb.com/video/callaway-s-1st-ejection-c2147890783 (skip to 0:09)
    2:13 – https://www.mlb.com/video/kemp-gets-tossed-in-the-7th-c2033882483 (skip to 0:46)
    2:20 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsol1xP7YVg&t=15m59s
    2:26 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojdxzPkZc9w&t=45s
    2:31 – https://www.mlb.com/video/banister-ejected-in-the-9th-c2141861383 (skip to 1:38)
    2:41 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiA0BpZO_6U&t=3m32s
    2:55 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYnOm6dTtg&t=7m12s
    3:11 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_mxjnePn44&t=1m59s
    3:26 – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMSue_BjNas&t=20s

    you're welcome.

  3. “Is it weird that I dream about you?”
    “I think I’d better go.”
    “Okay. I choose your mouth”

    DEAD 🤣

  4. Still hoping to see a 2019 MLB bad lip reading. If you use the Pirates and Reds, they had a big brawl this year which might be good footage since a lot of words were said…hint hint.

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